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ALERT STATUS CODE Red White and Blue
Top 10 reasons that George W. Bush wants to postpone the Presidential Elections in 2004.
NOTE ADDED: November 3, 2004 - OK, so he didn't have to postpone the election. I guess the American people have spoken. This website is now out of date. Maybe it wasn't ever funny. So it goes.
10 - Anyone who would
consider voting while our government is fighting to protect our
democratic freedoms is unpatriotic.
9 -
The election will interfere with George Bush’s
vacation plans.
8 - George W. Bush has
not lied once to the American people, so we
should believe him when he says that he needs to postpone the
election. (Of course, that is because he lied many times about
the Iraq War, Weapons of Mass Destruction, taxes, environmental
issues, economy, etc-
http://www.bushwatch.com/bushlies.htm)
7 -
He only wants to change the election date for the
American People’s convenience. This would allow George to rename November 7th
as National Halliburton Appreciation Day,
and move the Presidential Election to February 30th.
6 - Remember 9/11 and
Bush's resolve to fight the terrorists responsible for that attack on
our freedoms.
5 - Because Tom Ridge, our
Homeland Security Czar (who gives us all a warm and fuzzy feeling
by providing our color coded alerts), recently received data from
unverifiable sources, that an unstated threat may or may not exist,
that may require us to take unspecified actions that may or may not
result in stopping the unsubstantiated terrorist attack– but it is
clearly evident that National Security concerns make it necessary to postpone
the election. But keep shopping and support your local merchants.
4 - George is concerned
for the American people during these trying times that test his
resolve. He doesn’t think it is fair to ask the American people, again, to go
through the stressful process of counting all those hanging chads in Florida. After all, he is the compassionate conservative.
3 - George is always
confusing Election day with Pearl Harbor day, or maybe it's Labor day.
Anyway, it is one of those days that he wants to postpone.
2 - There is a terrorist
link between Osama Bin Laden and those liberal thinking,
freedom-hating, unpatriotic people who would vote for Kerry.
And the #1 reason Bush Jr. wants to postpone the
elections–
Bush is a little confused about the need for the whole voting thing. Why do you need to get re-elected if you didn’t get elected in the first place? © 2004 Attila Gyenis |
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Other links Bush and Cheney stay the course - www.NotOneMore.US/staythecourse.htm How in the world is anybody still sitting on that fence? - A look at how anybody could still not realize that the president is lying about the war (inspired by Cindy Sheehan). [August 2005] Dis-civil Obedience - If you are obedient to a government that is acting in a way that is not beneficial to society (civilization), you are practicing dis-civil obedience. [rev. August 2005] Life is Beautiful - Life is beautiful. What do you think our common future looks like? One view of the war in Iraq. [April 2004] Sustainable Consumption - We live on a planet with limited natural resources. We are consumers of natural resources. How do we achieve a sustainable society? Is 'sustainable consumption' an oxymoron? [2004] The American Dream? - What exactly is the American dream? We are at a crossroads and have to start making choices about which dream we want to follow. Who will make the choice – the community or a corporation? A look at the struggle in Humboldt County, CA, between community members and the Pacific Lumber/Maxxam corporation that spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars into an attempt to recall the District Attorney in March of 2004. The recall attempt was not successful. But the struggle continues. [March 2004]
Code Black Oil - Top 10 reasons Bush invaded Iraq Code Yellow Cheese - Top 10 reasons Bush wants to go to the Moon Life Is Beautiful - A look at the liberation of Iraq
Don't Fear Nader - Fear the end of basic
democratic principles
brought to you courtesy of the Democratic Party Leadership
Mr. Kerry on the Yellow Brick Road
- If only Mr. Kerry had some courage to stand up against the Wicked
Witch of the East. Beating Mr. Bush should have been a no-brainer.
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